Have no time to write a bunch of useless nonsense.  Business is good and I'm gonna keep focusing away on that until I'm retired, ...

Got drunk today and rode a horse.  Which is nearly the same as driving a car drunk without the hassle of a pesky DUI, so its really a w...

These ain't the socks you hung on your dorm room door in college kids.  These are fine wool and wool blend babies that will wrap aroun...

Apple infused whiskey Large orchard picked fresh apple  An Ice Crube of frozen water  2 parts Cabin Fever maple infused Whisk...

I respect flannel so much that I regualry wear it to funerals as a way to pay respect to the deceased. I run wind sprints in flannel, ...

Hello gourdgeous.  Looking for good Autumn Puns?  Let me orange that for you.  Lets give 'em pumpkin to talk about.   -My ...

I'm the Fox who orders a margarita, at lunch, at the Chinese food buffet and asks for a cocktail umbrella.  I'm ...