The golden whirring pheasant springs, And mounts exulting on triumphant wings. Short is his joy; snapping his razor sharp beak, which unfortunately for him are no match for my teeth.
Pheasant Sweater (Lost a bet): Jack Wills.
Button Down: Bills Khackis.
Coal Bag: Jack Spade/Barbour.
Rope Bracelet: Kiel James Patrick.
Duck Boots: L.L. Bean.
Pheasant: Henry was not harmed or mistreated during the shooting of this lousy post.