I'm the Fox who orders a margarita, at lunch, at the Chinese food buffet and asks for a cocktail umbrella.  I'm the fox who takes morning and afternoon naps, during the day-two actually-at work.  I'm the animal who intentionally squeezes your hand hard AF during a hand shake, and hangs on a little to long.  I'm the fox who wont steal your girl, cause she ain't a fox.  And goddamn I'm the fox that brings a house-warming bottle of Jack Daniels to your crappy dinner parties, just so I can justify drinking your best bourbon the rest of the night.